Directed by: Lawrence Kasanoff
Story by: Lawrence Kasanoff & Joshua Wexler
Screenplay by: Brent V. Friedman, Rebecca Swanson and Sean Catherine Derek & Lawrence Kasanoff
When the supermarket closes at night, the contents inside come to life! The shop becomes a living world for Dex Dogtective and all other creatures inside it at night time. However, with the new Brand X coming into the store, things take a turn for the worst.
I've wished I had an extremely terrible movie to review for once, even though it's painful for me and now I had the chance to see one of the worst movies out there. It's so bad I feel like I can't even say anything about it.
The story sucks. There's no focus, even though there is a main storyline, but there are so many useless scenes and it's hard to follow. Not that it'd be cleverly complicated or anything like that, it's just so messy, confusing, loud and obnoxious I'd rather not follow it. The pacing is so bad it seems like not one scene matters. And the final "food fight" takes way too long. They should edit like 20 minutes out of this movie. Scratch that, edit 80 minutes out of the movie.
The animation is awful, the worst I've ever seen. Everything's ugly, twitchy and disgusting. It's like you don't want to see the movie but even less you want to see the characters. The camera movement is giving me motion sickness and it's moving so much and the editing is crappy. Oh, and speaking of movement, nothing moves naturally in this movie. It's awful. Also everyone looks dead, no one has life in their eyes and it's creepy.
And worst part about this movie, it's so incredibly dirty. Like there's no way this was ever meant for kids. Language is coarse, it's mostly bathroom jokes, and there's so many sexual innuendos. and the outfits on the lady character... This is a... fetish movie...
Also this is a weird detail but why does that one character sound like a drunken Tim Curry? I was super scared Curry was in this movie for a second, but I'm so happy it's just someone copying him.
I decided to do a count for actually funny jokes and I got one. That's on funny joke in an ~80 minute movie, and I didn't really laugh out loud at it, just like oh, one funny joke, great.
No one needs me to tell them not to watch this movie. You see the poster and you know it's going to suck. Even worse, it has an 1,8 on IMDb. So yeah, keep avoiding this movie. You'd think it'd be fun to watch with friends to laugh at it and I can tell you no, it's still just sad.
I've wished I had an extremely terrible movie to review for once, even though it's painful for me and now I had the chance to see one of the worst movies out there. It's so bad I feel like I can't even say anything about it.
The story sucks. There's no focus, even though there is a main storyline, but there are so many useless scenes and it's hard to follow. Not that it'd be cleverly complicated or anything like that, it's just so messy, confusing, loud and obnoxious I'd rather not follow it. The pacing is so bad it seems like not one scene matters. And the final "food fight" takes way too long. They should edit like 20 minutes out of this movie. Scratch that, edit 80 minutes out of the movie.
The animation is awful, the worst I've ever seen. Everything's ugly, twitchy and disgusting. It's like you don't want to see the movie but even less you want to see the characters. The camera movement is giving me motion sickness and it's moving so much and the editing is crappy. Oh, and speaking of movement, nothing moves naturally in this movie. It's awful. Also everyone looks dead, no one has life in their eyes and it's creepy.
And worst part about this movie, it's so incredibly dirty. Like there's no way this was ever meant for kids. Language is coarse, it's mostly bathroom jokes, and there's so many sexual innuendos. and the outfits on the lady character... This is a... fetish movie...
Also this is a weird detail but why does that one character sound like a drunken Tim Curry? I was super scared Curry was in this movie for a second, but I'm so happy it's just someone copying him.
I decided to do a count for actually funny jokes and I got one. That's on funny joke in an ~80 minute movie, and I didn't really laugh out loud at it, just like oh, one funny joke, great.
No one needs me to tell them not to watch this movie. You see the poster and you know it's going to suck. Even worse, it has an 1,8 on IMDb. So yeah, keep avoiding this movie. You'd think it'd be fun to watch with friends to laugh at it and I can tell you no, it's still just sad.
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1 / 10
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