"Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women." "Our research doesn't support that, sir."

I think I've just witnessed the weirdest movie ever. Jesus fucking Christ. 

After being pranked by Baxter, Calvin and JJ set up a plan to prank Baxter - by making his computer very slow because of all the possible viruses they could get from a porn site. To Baxter they tell that they are looking for a movie called Movie 43, that is very banned, banned in everywhere. On their search for the non-existing movie they find different kind of films. A woman goes to a date with a handsome, rich man, who is single - no one really knows why. Maybe it's because of some extra appendages? How hard can homeschooling be? What would you do if you're about to propose, but your girlfriend has an unusual request? What happens when exes meet above a supermarket microphone? Superheroes probably get laid so much they don't need speed dating. When there's a new MP3-player in a shape of a naked lady, how come teenage boys get their dicks mangled? Would you want to get your first period in a house filled with only boys? What would you do to get your bro to stay living with you - kidnap a leprechaun! Also how would a blind date go when you go with "truth and dare" through the whole thing?

I hadn't heard a lot about Movie 43, I just knew it was a collection of short films. But of course I was curious - lot of actors I like! There's, well, there's Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Anna Faris, Kieran Culkin, Emma Stone, Uma Thurman, Chloe Grace Moretz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Halle Bery, and blah blah blah. Yes I really had to mention all of those. Another nice surprise was to learn that "Happy birthday" -piece was directed by Brett Ratner. Awesome!

But anyway, how come I witnessed a weird movie? My not so short summary doesn't sound so weird? Belive me, it is. It's weird and partly sick and creepy, and it's completely a "what the fuck" -experience, or a "??????" -experience. And those aren't the same thing. But I think we can all agree that sometimes sick or weird humour is really fucking hilarious, which is why I partly liked Movie 43.

Partly liked? Well... Even if the movie is hilarious and fun, and basically completely my humour - except for the parts when it was simply disturbing, like the first story, oh my god - it still wasn't a very good movie. Sure, it wasn't that horrible to watch. .. Maybe a bit, but not all of it, only the really disturbing parts. But it still isn't a movie I'd watch again - at least any time soon. Maybe I'd see it again two years from now. Maybe it seems even worse then. But that will be then, now is now, and I'd say this movie is worth 

☆☆☆

3 / 10