Sunday 31 December 2017

2017 in Movies

2017 is ending, so like the previous year, I'm going to this year in films.

I've seen 125 different movies this year, and here's all the movies I saw this year for the first time and rated 8/10 or higher: 

JANUARY
Zootopia (2016) - 8 / 10

FEBRUARY:
The Usual Suspects (1995) - 8 / 10
The Lego Batman Movie (2017) - 10 / 10
Tom of Finland (2017) - 10 / 10
T2 Trainspotting (2017) - 10 / 10

MARCH
Logan (2017) - 8 / 10
Ecstasy (2011) - 8 / 10
28 Days Later (2002) - 9 / 10
About Time (2013) - 9 / 10
The Nice Guys (2016) - 8 / 10
28 Weeks Later (2007) - 9 / 10
Dope (2015) - 10 / 10
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) - 8 / 10
Cooties (2014) - 8 / 10

APRIL
She's Funny That Way (2014) - 9 / 10
The Crow (1994) - 10 / 10
The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015) - 9 / 10
Shallow Grave (1994) - 8 / 10

MAY
California Solo (2012) - 10 / 10
Get Out (2017) - 10 / 10
Ant-Man (2015) - 8 / 10

JUNE
Hancock (2008) - 8 / 10

JULY
Moonlight (2016) - 9 / 10
Kill Your Friends (2015) - 8 / 10
Spy (2015) - 8 / 10

AUGUST
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) - 10 / 10
Win It All (2017) - 8 / 10
Wonder Woman (2017) - 8 / 10

SEPTEMBER
Hamlet Goes Business (1987) - 9 / 10
Black Ice (2007) - 8 / 10

OCTOBER
-

NOVEMBER
Seven Samurai (1954) - 10 / 10

DECEMBER
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Thursday 21 December 2017

The Babysitter (2017)


Directed by: McG
Written by: Brian Duffield

The events of one evening take an unexpected turn for the worst for a young boy trying to spy on his babysitter.


The Babysitter has been on my list on Netflix ever since it came out. It seemed like a fun splatter film to watch. I was right. The Babysitter is an excellent, kind of B-movie horror comedy. It's so over the top it's fun, yet it's actually really thrilling to watch. 

Especially horror comedies can sometimes be way too cheesy when they're going for the certain B-movie look. In The Babysitter they often used text over the film, which is sometimes a nice touch, but sometimes it did feel a bit useless. You don't necessarily need that, so why use it? But it was a minor detail, however, and it wasn't over used. 

Another little annoyance in horror movies can be the jump scares. In the worst case you can see them coming miles away and then it hits you. If they aren't done well they are just tacky and even though they give you a fright you just get more annoyed than actually thrilled. But jump scares or the wait for the jump scare where used well. 

The Babysitter is a fun, quirky yet thrilling horror comedy, and definitely worth seeing, if you're looking for this kind of a movie. If you want something serious or something actually terrifying, then no.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
7 / 10

Sunday 10 December 2017

Urbaani Timo - BTS

It's been about four months since school began, and I haven't really been updating anything, so I think it's about time. A little over a week ago we finished the biggest project we've done during these four month. While half the people were working on a music video, we were making documentaries.

Coming up with a subject was hard since I didn't have like a burning passion towards something I'd love to make a documentary about. Luckily Allu and I came up with a fun idea for a mockumentary: we'd make a nature documentary about someone. At first we actually kind of thought that our teacher would just straight up tell us we had to choose some other subject, but the more we talked about our plans with him, he seemed to accept our plans. He also pointed out that our work would be an "urban nature documentary".

Also there were more surprises down the road since a classmate Emmi also wanted to join the project. 

Finally we asked a classmate Timo if he wanted to star in the documentary.

And thus our project had a name:
URBAANI TIMO,
(meaning, of course, Urban Timo.)

Directed and written by: All three of us

In our documentary we followed Timo around for a day, from waking up to going to sleep. We followed Timo through school and through his own documentary about glasses of water, and his after school activies. We also had three experts we interviewed, about Timos in general, about food and then about Timo's documentary. 


We actually filmed a whole lot during the very first day, and the next couple of days we just did interviews and filmed some scenery from Tampere. The whole shoot was almost painless apart from the first day feeling excruciatingly long.

One of the weirdest things that happened was when we were filming in a park. There was a scene were another Timo hit Timo with a plastic bottle. While we filmed another bit, we noticed an older man looking at us. We assumed he's just interested in what we're doing but then he just picked up our bottle and left. It was lucky we didn't need it anymore. 

After that Allu edited a rough draft of the short film, and then we recorded the narration. Of course a nature documentary needs a narrator. Many of our shots would've just been weird without any kind of narration over it. 

Editing went quite smoothly apart us having weird problems with the colours. First time the documentary looked just weird after we got it through Drive. Then it was edited again, and this time it looked alright on mobile phones but not on TV. We actually meant to ask another teacher (who we also interviewed, he told us how Timo is doing a great job unlike us) to help us, but on the school's monitor everything looked fine, and I hadn't brought my laptop, so what happened will forever remain a mystery, I guess.


We're watching the documentaries on 19th, and I'm excited to see what the serious people have done, but also see what kind of reaction our little mockumentary gets. 

The whole project was interesting and fun to make and our group was amazing, and I'm not just saying this because I promised to link them this post after I've published it.

Friday 1 December 2017

A Christmas Prince (2017)


Directed by: Alex Zamm
Written by: Karen Schaler & Nathan Atkins

When a reporter goes undercover as a tutor to get the inside scoop on a playboy prince, she gets tangled in some royal intrigue and ends up finding love - but will she be able to keep up her lie?


This might feel like a radical change considering just last night I was watching a horror movie about torture, and now I'm watching a Holiday romance movie featuring a prince, I mean... That's just sappy and almost disgustingly sweet compared to what I watched last night... But it wasn't like "I have to see something cute now", it was more like, I have no school today and I'm bored, let's clear my list in Netflix.

I hate these kind of movies. I hate everything about them. The structure of the story is always similar, and you can see how the story is going to go from a mile away. It's an easy movie to watch, I guess there's nothing more to it. And yes, I admit, at one point I was almost excited to see how this was going to go, but that feeling lasted for two minutes, and that was that.

The only thing I liked in this movie is the actress Rose McIver, yet her performance wasn't as great as I had hoped. The only one giving this movie a little charm was Honor Kneafsey as princess Emily. Everyone else was just plain bland and awful.

So yeah, if you want an easy movie to watch over the holidays, this is perfect for that, but honestly... Nothing special about this movie. absolutely nothing. It's boring, bland, and I feel like I've seen it million times before. And I have no idea why Christmas even is a theme here, it could've been done without that.

☆☆☆
3 / 10